I always get stopped by airport security. Maybe it’s because I’m small and blonde and don’t look like I’d cause trouble. Whatever the reason, I’ve experienced every form of airport security, from bomb sniffing machines (I asked if he’d ever caught anyone, he said no) to metal detectors.
On my way back from London, I was ‘lucky’ enough to experience a new security technology: Full Body Scanning.
And this is what I would have looked like. (The face has been blurred.)
Don’t know why they bothered.